Archive for February, 2010

17th February
2010
written by Jay

Some people will tell you that if there is ever a question, you should pee now. Holding it up will lead to accidents. While in general that is true, please know that the kind of people that say that, aren’t really in it for your benefit. You see, when adults ask you if you need to go to the bathroom, what they are really asking is: If you piss on the backseat of my car, can I get away with claiming it wasn’t my fault?

If your mom asks you if you have to go, and you don’t there is no use faking it. Mom just wants to know that she did everything she could to prevent you from emptying your bladder on daddy’s back seat.

The truth is… You don’t know know that you have to go in 11 minutes… Also, peeing “just because”  will make you weak.  People that go just because the next rest stop/gas station/ grassy knoll is not until another hour or three will suffer the consequences… Incontinence happens to those that pee because they had the opportunity,  not because they had to go! You are a girl, do your Kegels and know there is always a grassy spot somewhere along your trip!

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17th February
2010
written by Jay

This one is for when you are a little older… Maybe a young adult, or when you are 40…

Have you ever heard the “If not you then who. If not now then when” Blah Blah Blah… I usually don’t agree. I mean, come on! Just because you don’t want to do you job, why should it be tagged on to my curriculum? Huh? But there is one instance where the “If not you then who, if not now then when?” mantra hold totally true. You see, the children of this world deserve your smile.  I strongly believe that the children of today are our future. However, some of them, are not as loved as you… They don’t see adults (or young adults, like you will be in a few years) smile at them. If we don’t smile at the children we see, who will? All children of the world deserve that we smile at them. If we don’t, is the only smile they see today the one in the mirror? And what if they are hungry, can’t make the fair to take the bus to school? Will they have anything to smile about?

We owe it to all children in the world to smile! Go on, put on that happy face, and make a kid happy today!

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5th February
2010
written by Jay

or… All politicians are crooks!

It’s worse in the US than in Australia. Take George W. Bush, for instance.  But overall, you have to believe that all politicians are inherently evil. Vote when you can. Vote for the party (not the guy/gal) you think will get the job done, but don’t expect too much out of these clowns. After all, the only things clowns are good for is making balloon animals and scaring the crap out of small children (and most adults too).

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